I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.

But I was singing loud, and most singers weren't singing loud.

If at first you don't succeed, you get back up and you try ... and you try ... and you try it again ... except ice skating, I hate this crap, I quit!

It's hard to have a friend when your name's a household word.

I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.

I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. I've always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband.

I got a girl named Bony Maronie, she's as skinny as a stick of macaroni.