I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

If we had a hard time, my mother would sit me down and we would talk about it, and she kept talking and kept processing until we started to laugh about it.

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.

No, I'm a theatrical, live performer or a movie performer.

She (Judy Garland) was a friend of mine, a trying friend, but a friend. That is what I tell myself: She did everything she ever wanted to do. She never really denied herself anything for me. See, I say, she had a wonderful life; she did what she wanted to do. And I have no right to change her fulfillment into my misery. I'm on my own broom now.