I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault.

I walk fast. Keep moving. Always be a moving target. Marilyn Monroe taught me that.

In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, 'Did he leave a will?' but 'Did he leave a diary?'

(in the film "That's Entertainment!" - 1974) Thank God for film, it can capture a moment and hold it there forever. If anyone ever asks you: "Who were they?" or "What made them so good?" I think a reel of film answers that question.

But my brother Joey was there, and my sister Tina Nina Minnelli was there.

Ben Vereen is going to be on the show with me, too.