I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

Well, we have theatrical parties. It's not me singing. People like to get up and jam on the piano.

He [Gene Kelly] once told me dancing was a man's game, as much of a sport as baseball itself. And he made us believe that. He changed our minds and suddenly, all of America wanted to dance just like Gene Kelly.

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great-but how to laugh through it.

Growing up in Hollywood it seemed like every kid was the child of some star. We had no idea that other people would think we were special, because there was no other lifestyle to compare it to.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.