Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

Don't let young people tell you their aspirations; when they drop them they will drop you.

The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

Self-respecting people do not care to peep at their reflections in unexpected mirrors, or to see themselves as others see them.

What I like in a good author is not what he says but what he whispers.

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend.