It's an odd thing about this universe that, though we all disagree with each other, we are all of us always in the right.

There are people whose society I find delicious; but when I sit alone and think of them I shudder.

If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.

Don't tell friends their social faults; they will cure the fault and never forgive you.

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.

Only among people who think no evil can Evil monstrously flourish.