I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

All mirrors are magical mirrors, and we never see our faces in them.

Eat with the rich, but go to the play with the poor, who are capable of joy.

I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born, who marry, who die, in constant ratios.

Those who set out to serve both God and Mammon soon discover that there isn't a God.

It is a matter of life and death for married people to interrupt each others stories; for it they did not, they would burst.

There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.