Poets speak of hope in ladies smiles, but give me a smirk any day, I say.
On the sixth day God saw He couldn't do it all, so He created ENGINEERS
If you can't do what you want, do what you can.
Never do yourself, what you can con professionals into doing for you.
When you can’t do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy dressing.
Some prices are just too high, no matter how much you may want the prize. The one thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.