Your mother calls and says she hasn't seen you for a long time. The first year: You invite her for a week. You give her your room, and you both sleep on the lumpy studio couch. The fifth year: Your mother sleeps on the lumpy studio couch. The tenth year: You send the children to mother.

Your mother calls and says she hasn't seen you for a long time. The first year: You invite her for a week. You give her your room, and you both sleep on the lumpy studio couch. The fifth year: Your mother sleeps on the lumpy studio couch. The tenth year: You send the children to mother.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

It was only long after the ceremony that we learned why we got married in the first place.

Did I choose you? Did you choose me? And what difference does it make? All that really matters, friend, is that we chose together.

Most meetings are too long, too dull, too unproductive - and too much a part of corporate life to be abandoned.

Age becomes reality when you hear someone refer to that attractive young woman standing next to the woman in the green dress, and you find that you're the one in the green dress.