I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats the potatoes. Therefore, they go back to the kitchen uneaten. And the next night they reappear at another convention. Therefore, one should never eat the potatoes. Who knows? They may be six or seven years old.

Most meetings are too long, too dull, too unproductive - and too much a part of corporate life to be abandoned.

Repeat nothing - absolutely nothing - that is told you in confidence. There is no such thing as telling just one person.

Didn't we, like our grandchildren, begin with a childhood we thought would never end? Now, all of a sudden, I'm older than my parents were when I thought they were old.

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I'd have had them first.

I have a theory that since everyone is always dieting, no one at a convention dinner ever eats the potatoes. Therefore, they go back to the kitchen uneaten. And the next night they reappear at another convention. Therefore, one should never eat the potatoes. Who knows? They may be six or seven years old.

Don't get so involved in the duties of your life and your children that you forget the pleasure. Remember why you had children.