I'm scared of you two in the same place. That's like putting in an order for trouble, rather than just wishing for it.

Hmm, that's not sexual harassment, baby. When I decide to get sexual, trust me, you'll know it. ~ Braden ~

Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.

That night we danced, I marked you as mine and I made it stick. There wasn’t a boy or a man on that lake that didn’t know who you belonged to, and the minute there was even a whiff one of them was stepping over the line, they walked funny for a week.

You have five minutes to call someone, anyone, I don't care who, and order me the finest blend of coffee that rat hole town has, and a dozen beers. If it's not sitting on this table..." a slender finger pointed furiously at the table in question,"... in one hour, you die" - Faith telling Jacob

It's a good thing I'm a reasonably patient woman. Otherwise, I might have to kill you.

There are much better ways to handle the delicate male ego. With a two-by-four? Only as a last resort and never in public.