This place is the Devil, or at least his principal residence, they call it the University, but any other appellation would have suited it much better, for study is the last pursuit of the society; the Master eats, drinks, and sleeps, the Fellows drink, dispute and pun, the employments of the undergraduates you will probably conjecture without my description.
Lord ByronYet he was jealous, though he did not show it, For jealousy dislikes the world to know it.
Lord ByronHe learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery, And how to scale a fortress - or a nunnery.
Lord Byron