Nothing so fretful, so despicable as a Scribbler, see what I am, and what a parcel of Scoundrels I have brought about my ears, and what language I have been obliged to treat them with to deal with them in their own way; - all this comes of Authorship.
Lord ByronHe learned the arts of riding, fencing, gunnery, And how to scale a fortress - or a nunnery.
Lord Byron