The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest of all is John Bull!

I awoke one day to find myself famous.

What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.

The Coach does not play in the game, but the Coach helps the players identify areas to improve their game.

There's naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.

Constancy... that small change of love, which people exact so rigidly, receive in such counterfeit coin, and repay in baser metal.

Glory, like the phoenix 'midst her fires, Exhales her odours, blazes, and expires.