Never yield to that temptation, which, to most young men, is very strong, of exposing other people's weaknesses and infirmities, for the sake either of diverting the company, or of showing your own superiority. You may get the laugh on your side by it for the present; but you will make enemies by it for ever; and even those who laugh with you then, will, upon reflection, fear, and consequently hate you.

Few fathers care much for their sons, or at least, most of them care more for their money. Of those who really love their sons, few know how to do it.

A joker is near akin to a buffoon; and neither of them is the least related to wit.

Common sense (which, in truth, is very uncommon) is the best sense I know of: abide by it; it will counsel you best.

Sincerity is the most compendious wisdom.

It must be owned, that the Graces do not seem to be natives of Great Britain; and I doubt, the best of us here have more of rough than polished diamond.

Very ugly or very beautiful women should be flattered on their understanding, and mediocre ones on their beauty.