There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Ridicule is the best test of truth.

If ever a man and his wife, or a man and his mistress, who pass nights as well as days together, absolutely lay aside all good breeding, their intimacy will soon degenerate into a coarse familiarity, infallibly productive of contempt or disgust.

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

We are really so prejudiced by our educations, that, as the ancients deified their heroes, we deify their madmen.

Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds.