You will find that reason, which always ought to direct mankind, seldom does; but that passions and weaknesses commonly usurp itsseat, and rule in its stead.

I wish... that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it.

I look upon indolence as a sort of suicide.

In seeking wisdom thou art wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it - thou art a fool.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.