Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.
Lord ChesterfieldPeople will no more advance their civility to a bear, than their money to a bankrupt.
Lord ChesterfieldIt seems to me that physical sickness softens, just as moral sickness hardens, the heart.
Lord ChesterfieldThe receipt to make a speaker, and an applauded one too, is short and easy. Take common sense quantum sufficit; add a little application to the rules and orders of the House [of Commons], throw obvious thoughts in a new light, and make up the whole with a large quantity of purity, correctness and elegancy of style. Take it for granted that by far the greatest part of mankind neither analyze nor search to the bottom; they are incapable of penetrating deeper than the surface.
Lord Chesterfield