Does anything really matter? We all end up in the same place. All that's left is our Wikipedia entry.

The smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account.

Don't be afraid. Be the kind of person your mother warned you about.

It's a new art form, showing people how little we care.

Of course I got lipstick all over my lil' nose in about 5 seconds, nothing's changed.

Two things to remember in life: take care of your thoughts when you are alone, and take are of your words when you are with people.

So many interviews, even ones that I consider really intelligent and good writers, will do the, like, 'Oh, you're not taking your clothes off like Miley Cyrus and all these girls' thing, which to me is just the weirdest thing to say to someone. ... Now when people are like, 'Tell me what you think of Miley!' I'll say, 'What do you think of Miley?' and they'll flounder and say, 'Well, I think she's really talented...' and I'm like, there you go.