Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown.

We still lend our old house out to relatives. They keep a guest book for my fans to sign.

I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language.

I've always been full of nervous energy, but I'm not really as happy as I seem.

Who wants to be married to a grandfather?

It's important that you take care of yourself and blow off steam in the right way. Don't let some woman walk in and say, "hey, goodbye!" and take your man. Kill her if you can! I'm only kidding.

I never knew any Jews until I got into show business. I've found them to be real smart and good workers.