Once in a while I get inspired and finish my act with the hillbilly hoedown.

You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry.

My life has run from misery to happiness.

I wasn't for Vietnam. When I told that to the hippie newspaper, all my people got nervous.

I believe in horoscopes. I was born under the sign of the Ram, which means I'm headstrong, don't like people telling me what to do.

I don't go to church regular. But I pray for answers to my problems.

Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?