I've seen every highway in the United States, and they all look alike to me.

I'm not a big fan of Women's Liberation, but maybe it will help women stand up for the respect they're due.

I believe in education and wish I had a better one.

It's important that you take care of yourself and blow off steam in the right way. Don't let some woman walk in and say, "hey, goodbye!" and take your man. Kill her if you can! I'm only kidding.

When I'd tell people I like country music they'd get this look on their faces. People were kind of ashamed of country.

If anyone asks how old I am, tell them it's none of their business!

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.