A lot of people say I'd miss show business if I quit. I'd miss some of it. Now it's the only life I know.

I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language.

I'm not a big fan of Women's Liberation, but maybe it will help women stand up for the respect they're due.

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

How do you measure your value?

You're the reason our kids are ugly.

I believe in education and wish I had a better one.