You either have to be first, best, or different.

If anyone asks how old I am, tell them it's none of their business!

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

The country is making a big mistake not teaching kids to cook and raise a garden and build fires.

I wasn't for Vietnam. When I told that to the hippie newspaper, all my people got nervous.

Daddy was real gentle with kids. That's why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.

I'm trying to lead a good Christian life, so there ain't too much spicy to tell about me.