I am always looking for what I think are original voices.

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.

A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island.

One advantage of getting older is knowing when to worry.

Everybody blows their first money.

You can tell a lot from someone's eyes.

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.