My athletes always follow my advice... unless it conflicts with what that they want to do.

Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.

If you make a fist and hold it for two hours, you won't be able to pick up a glass because you'll be so weak. Let's stay loose. Let's have fun.

After landing his invasion forces on the shores of some country, the sixteenth-century Spanish conquistador Hernan Cortes would immediately burn his own boats. He was sending his army a message: "We can't turn back. Either we succeed here or we die here." Excuses were not an option.

My wife doesn't even want to spend 2 hours with me.

Absolutely. There are a 1000 better coaches in the cities, but I'm the best in the country.

It's a better view if you're standing up than if you're laying down.