Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law.
The way you motivate a football team is to eliminate the unmotivated ones.
Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.
When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin.
All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.
Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.