If you want to get a deal, negotiate with the teams yourself. Say, "I want this much, and no less, but I'll show up to camp on time." It doesn't seem that hard to me.

I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.

To my wife 'I told you I was sick'.

All an agent is going to do is buy things for a player, damage his eligibility, and make the player dependent on them.

I don't play well enough to be allowed to throw my clubs.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Don't ever promise more than you can deliver, but always deliver more than you promise.