If you want to get a deal, negotiate with the teams yourself. Say, "I want this much, and no less, but I'll show up to camp on time." It doesn't seem that hard to me.

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated.

Broadcasting is easy; you just talk until you think of something to say.

No, but you can see it from here.

Ya know, Hitler was a great leader, too.

After winning, most teams become individuals; most teams become complacent.

All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey.