God looks after children, animals and idiots.
Don't tell me how rocky the sea is, just bring the ship in.
The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
If you've been there, no explanation is necessary. If you haven't, none is adequate.
Whenever you give up something, you must replace it with something.
You don't go to Notre Dame to learn something, you go to Notre Dame to be somebody.