Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor, that's what the Statue of Bigotry says. Your poor huddled masses, let's just club them to death, and get it over with.

The only thing constantly changing is change, and change is always changing for the worse.

The rich son waits for his father to die, the poor just drink and cry.

You can't always trust your mother.

The heart says what only the heart knows.

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

There's only X amount of time. You can do whatever you want with that time. It's your time.