Families that live out in the suburbs often make each other cry.

I am very emotionally affected by sound. Sounds are the inexplicable... There is a sound you hear in your head, it's your nerves, or your blood running.

Senator, it has been reported that you have had illegal congress with your mother.

They put the thing down your throat so you don't swallow your tongue, and they put electrodes on your head. That's what was recommended in Rockland State Hospital to discourage homosexual feelings. The effect is that you lose your memory and become a vegetable. You can't read a book because you get to page 17 and have to go right back to page one again.

You can't beat two guitars, bass, and drums.

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

It's depressing when you're still around and your albums are out of print.