The only thing constantly changing is change, and change is always changing for the worse.

They tied his arms behind his back to teach him how to swim, they put blood in his coffee and milk in his gin.

Jealousy endlessly eats through my mind, and jealously endlessly makes me be unkind.

I can't tell the difference between wrong and right, are you laughing at me?

I don't mind a repetitive chorus; I mind repetitive verse. I mean, it's the same amount of space. Why would you have only three diamonds if you can have six?

Here comes Jesse Jackson, he talks of common ground. Does that common ground include me, or is it just a sound?

You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both.