The only thing constantly changing is change, and change is always changing for the worse.

I dreamed that I was young and smart, and it was not a waste. I dreamed that there was a point of life, and to the human race.

I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.

The music is all. People should die for it. People are dying for everything else, so why not the music?

Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?

The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.

You've gotta blow the roof off of your heart and let the universe in.