Caroline says as she gets up from the floor, you can hit me all you want to, but I don't love you anymore.

These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.

The gay people know where I'm at. Straight people may not know where I'm at, but they find it kind of interesting when they show up and see what is sitting around them.

Valium would have helped that bash.

Underachievers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose except your fright.

But I found tai chi when I was studying with Leung Shum, who teaches Eagle Claw and Wu Hao.

I would like to live to a ripe old age and raise watermelons in Wyoming.