The president's dead, no one can find his head, its been missing for two weeks. But no one seemed to notice it.

You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both.

If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.

I don't like nostalgia unless it's mine.

Teach them about anger, the sin that comes with dawning. Teach them about flowers, and the beauty of forgiveness.

I wanted to be an actor. That was my real goal. But I wasn't any good at it, so I wrote my own material and acted through that. That's my idea of fun. I get to be all these things in the songs.

My God is rock'n'roll. It's an obscure power that can change your life. The most important part of my religion is to play guitar.