You do what you love, or you get arrested.
Take a walk on the wild side.
I think it's pretentious to create art just for the sake of stroking the artists ego.
It always bothers me to see people writing RIP when a person dies. It just feels so insincere and like a cop out. To me, RIP is the microwave dinner of posthumous honours.
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.