Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

I'd harbored hopes that the intelligence that once inhabited novels or films would ingest rock. I was, perhaps, wrong.

I'd breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets.

Well all tai chi has the martial aspect to it, a lot of people don't know, a lot of the teachers won't show it, or they do show it but you don't really learn it, what the application is.

People think that I work out but it's all t'ai chi.

To wish for the crazy times one last time and freeze it in the memory of a camera is the least a great artist can do.

Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?