You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both.

I don't know anyone actually who does care what a critic says.

She never ever lost her head even when she was giving head.

People didn't know certain things about me, which... I was out of creative writing class in school, Syracuse University; had a B.A. in English and wanted to write the great American novel but I also loved rock and roll. I was in bar bands all through college, playing fraternities and have to know all the songs in the top 10. That kind of thing.

These are really terribly rough times, and we really should try to be as nice to each other as possible.

What I really love is my scotch. It's the power, the power of positive drinking.

I always thought martial arts was the most modern choreography we could have right now, and I always wanted to put it to music.