I don't know what goes on in the crowd. I've had them show up and throw beer cans at me. I caused riots in most of the major cities.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

When critics ask you if you feel vindicated by other critics - I didn't like critics then, and I don't like them now. There you go. I've always been outside the mainstream, and it stayed that way.

Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.

I think it's pretentious to create art just for the sake of stroking the artists ego.

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good.

I'm writing about real things. Real people. Real characters. You have to believe what I write about is true or you wouldn't pay any attention at all.