People taking photographs of their meals are not critics; they are from the United States.

God is an oppressor, He is incapable of human sympathy; behind a smiling face He hides an evil heart.

Money has no religion except itself.

Did you know that childhood is the only time in our lives when insanity is not only permitted to us, but expected?

We have roots that grow towards each other underground. And when all the pretty blossom has fallen from our branches we find that we are one tree and not two.

In reality the world is as full of bad mothers as it is of bad fathers, and it is not the motherless children who become delinquent but the fatherless ones.

...but then the general trouble with ignorance is always that the ignorant person has no idea that that's what they are. You can be ignorant and stupid and go through your whole life without ever encountering any evidence against the hypothesis that you're a genius.