We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.

In the kitchens of love, after all, vice is like the pepper in a good sauce; it brings out the flavor, it’s indispensable.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened.

There is no rest for the humble except in despising the great, whose only thought of the people is inspired by self-interest or sadism.

So many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare! in the last five hundred million years too many cocks and gastric tubes to count ... but hearts? ... on your fingers!.

Philosophizing is simply one way of being afraid, a cowardly pretense that doesn't get you anywhere.