Only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life!.

When you stay too long in the same place, things and people go to pot on you, they rot and start stinking for your special benefit.

The plain truth, I may as well admit it, is that I've never been really right in the head.

To travel is very useful, it makes the imagination work, the rest is just delusion and pain. Our journey is entirely imaginary, which is its strength.

If you aren't rich you should always look useful.

Truth is a pain which will not stop. And the truth of this world is to die. You must choose: either dying or lying. Personally, I have never been able to kill myself

The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.