So many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare! in the last five hundred million years too many cocks and gastric tubes to count ... but hearts? ... on your fingers!.

The sadness of the world has different ways of getting to people, but it seems to succeed almost every time.

The poetry of heroism appeals irresistibly to those who don't go to a war, and even more to those whom the war is making enormously wealthy. It's always so.

We've no use for intellectuals in this outfit. What we need is chimpanzees. Let me give you a word of advice: never say a word to us about being intelligent. We will think for you, my friend. Don't forget it.

Well, you know... experience is a muffled lantern that throws light only on the bearer...it's incommunicable.

Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride.

People avenge themselves for the favors done them.