With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone.

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.

There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone.

Work - other people's work - is an intolerable idea to a cat. Can you picture cats herding sheep or agreeing to pull a cart? They will not inconvenience themselves to the slightest degree.

With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels.