It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business.
Louis KronenbergerNothing so soothes our vanity as a display of greater vanity in others; it makes us vain, in fact, of our modesty.
Louis KronenbergerOld age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis KronenbergerThe moving van is a symbol of more than our restlessness, it is the most conclusive evidence possible of our progress.
Louis Kronenberger