When you go to a country, you must learn how to say two things: how to ask for food, and to tell a woman that you love her. Of these the second is more important, for if you tell a woman you love her, she will certainly feed you.
Louis L'AmourFolks who talk about no violence are always the ones who are first to call a policeman and usually they are sure there is one handy.
Louis L'Amour