A speaker who does not strike oil in ten minutes should stop boring.
Education is not the accumulation of knowledge, but the ability to find it.
The best reply to an atheist is to give him a good dinner and ask him if he believes there is a cook.
A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
I know of no higher fortitude than stubborness in the face of overwhelming odds.