A beautiful lady is an accident of nature. A beautiful old lady is a work of art.
The best reply to an atheist is to give him a good dinner and ask him if he believes there is a cook.
A father is a thousand schoolmasters.
In cross examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.
Most lawyers who win a case advise their clients, "We have won," and when justice has frowned upon their cause ... "You have lost.