School just speeds things up... Without school it might take 70 years before you wake up and are able to count.

You have only one life, make the most of it

It's – I write the books and let the market find who reads it. I guess a young adult is anywhere from ten to fifteen.

When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.

It's funny how you can go from hating a girl to maybe liking her, maybe liking her a lot, just because she shows a little interest in you.

Life is like crossing a river. If you take a huge step-aim for too bigger dreams-then the current will knock you off your feet and carry you away. The way to do it is small steps, you will take hold of life. You will get there in the end.

You make the decision: Whom did God punish?