It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!

My parents played bridge, and I remember being fascinated watching them. I sometimes got a chance to sit in on a hand, which I loved. But then I didn't actually play on my own for about 30 years.

Doesn't every kid want to dig a hold to China? Didn't you? What about Chinese children?

Zero wasnt worried, " When you spend your whole life living in a shole", he said, "the only way you can go is up.

You're responsible for yourself. You messed up your life, and it's up to you to fix it. No one else is going to do it for you -- for any of you.

I may have ruined my life, but at least I got to eat some really good Chinese food.

I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions.