The Story of My Life is drinking cups of tea, eating coco pops and playing Playstation.

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

Swag mastah from Doncastah!

All my mates are at university, and it's a life I haven't had a chance to enjoy, so it's great to turn up and sample a bit of it.

You can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe thats the reason that you talk in your sleep.

I will confess I am a great wingman. Since I have a girlfriend, I'll start the night with her, but then I'll help out the guys by making them sound like the most incredible guys in the world.

If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.