You know what it would just be amazing to be remembered, you know like a mum telling a daughter ‘the boyband of my time, One Direction, they just had fun and they’re just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.’

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

Swag mastah from Doncastah!

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.

And as for you, stop having curly hair!

If you wanna go somewhere, you can do; nothing is stopping you.