In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.
I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.
And remember people: you might not be plastic, but you are fantastic!
When I'm at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It's quite funny.
I once woke up at a random guy's house and i didn't actually know who he was.
Stop the traffic...let 'em through.